Disclaimer : The questions in this interview are entirely constructed for academic purposes to measure the fury of a rajni fan. These are not the personal views of the interviewer. Please do not kill me.
me: ru goin for enthiran
chum chum: of fucking course
first day
show
me: i have never seen rajni first day.. is it as pompous here too like in india
doing poojas and all
chum chum: not as pompous
but close enough
me: ok
wat will u do.
do aarti and abhishekam ?
chum chum: we wil take paper to thwo
chum's chum's friend got a coconut
to break
me: haha.
did u do it for sivaji
chum chum: yes
then we will scream scream
me: in theater ?
chum chum: no one can hear dialogue
me: wat a waste
chum chum: thats how first day show is
we wil be screaming /clapping for everything
no one can say anything
me: il come and say shhhhhhhh
:P
chum chum: entire theatre
wil rise
and kick ur ass
me: il tell (name changed to protect identity. in this case its needed) northie 1 and northie 2 to bring north indian gang and come
to sabotage the show
:)
chum chum: entire theatre
will kick ur ass
not just me
me: will this be hit or flop?
chum chum: ass**
lava****
mayir**
nuvu******* p*** e** mpo***
me: so flop or wat ?
chum chum: i am not joking when i say
i will hit u guys
u cna hit me back
k
me: haha
chum chum: clear me off in fb
allow access
me: haha why.. wat will u write
chum chum: we can fight over rajni
for 2 weeks
me: wat happned..
why does rajni need to be a robot
chum chum: our rajni will be anything
everywhthing
whatever he wantsd
me: isnt it insult to him.. that u have to make a robot when u have him.. he shud say.,. just c,one me.. instead of making robot
chum chum: he is like lord krishan.
he takes many forms.
each for one of us
me: but robot is a machine.. cannot be his avatar.. actually being a robot will justtify all his stunts .. which takes away the whole point of a rajnikant film.. afterall he is supposed to do what normal humans cannpot
cannot
if he is robot.
then whats the use
Sent at 2:40 PM on Tuesday
me: let the facebook war begin
Sent at 2:43 PM on Tuesday
me: haahh then i shall put the restrictions again.
wat if u dont like endhiran
chum chum: what !!!
blaphemy
shut up !!1
Sent at 2:47 PM on Tuesday
me: i will watch pirated copy
chum chum: omg
i will come and burn ur tv/dv/laptop/iphone down
me: can rajni beat terminator
chum chum: he will beat terminator 1/2/3/4 whatever version all together
not one by one
me: he has 1 zetta yte memory enough for all of tamil nadu to store songs in the robot
chum chum: we can store in his one bit
all of the worlds music in him
me: will human rajni beat robot rajni
chum chum: they will together breathe and blow ur ass off this earth
me: can robot rajni dance better than human rajni
chum chum: both are the same
lord rajni
is everwhere
thoonilum irupanda
thurumbilum irupanda
me: i heard good robot rajni will be beaten up by bad robot rajni
chum chum: noo dont tell me spoilers
me: hahahah yea.. spoilers is good idea
me: did it already recover money from all the hype ?
chum chum: what hype
its FACT
TRUTH
It will do well
me: how will u feel when rajni gets beaten up
chum chum: what !!
not possible
me: in film
chum chum: the produders will be scared
to do soemhing liek that
its not a possbility
me: but how will u feel if u seen him getting beaten up
chum chum: very very very bad
me : any last words for all rajni haters
or lovers
and lovers
and rajni himself
and for the robot version ?
chum chum: thalaivar vazhga
unakaaga prashantha
thee kulika vaipom
me: apdinna ?
chum chum: meaning as a scarifice
i will burn prasahnth
me: why thats the only way film will do well ?
chum chum: now i will burn u
just for my pleasure
I Can't do more for the day without getting fatwa issued against me if it ain't already so...Phew !!!
